Hey,
Liberals. Your position is that raising
the minimum wage to $15.00 will not mandate an increase in prices or lead to
layoffs, right? Of course I'm right. Even if Bush did lie about WMD's. Go with me for a minute. You say employers can raise their employee's
wages by more than 100% in some places, and they will NOT have to raise prices
or lay off workers.
Well,
aren't you a bunch of miserable, skinflint pikers! If we can just magically raise the wage to
$15/hour without it affecting the bottom line, why not raise it to
$100/hour? Hell, if the money isn't
coming from anywhere, anyway, why should we limit the wage to a niggardly 15
bucks an hour? Seriously! What’s so significant about $15/hour? Is that what YOU decided other people need to
live? Who died and left you
omniscient? If we say $6/hour is
adequate, what makes us automatically wrong and you right? Are we bastards because our number is lower
than yours? Who says
15 has more moral authority than 6?
Well,
how about this: We say raise the minimum
wage to $100/hour! There! Now YOU’RE the bastards! I’m serious. If the money isn’t coming out of income, why
not reach for the stars? Hell’s fire,
why not a grand an hour?
Oh,
wait! I hear you saying that the evil
rich employers have lots and lots of money, and they need to share. May I propose that even vile, evil employers
are human beings, and by your stated ideal that all human beings should receive
at least $15.00 an hour, that must also include employers. Frankly, I know a lot of business owners who
would be delighted to make that much.
Given that most of them work 70-90 hours a week, they'd be knockin’ down
some jing! (Translation: they’d be
makin' some bank!)
Now
I hear some of you saying that $100/hour is too much, and such a wage really
WILL bankrupt businesses.
Bully
for you! There is at least a smidgen of
intellect there. So if $100/hour will
break a business, then there must be truth to the principle that you can’t get
more out of something than you put in.
We are in agreement on that principle!
We’re still off a bit on the numbers, but we agree on the
principle. So somewhere on the scale
between $15.00 and $100.00, there is a point at which the exhaust exceeds the
intake. Come on, now. I know you aren’t ALL professors. If 15 is okay, but 100 isn’t, how about
99? Or 89? Or 49?
Where is the point of fulcrum where the teeter-totter tips from solvency
to bankruptcy?
I
submit that it is different for every business.
Some might be able to sustain the higher number, but I assure you, some
will perish at the lower number. Some
were sucking wind at 6! You think the
government is all-knowing, and can, by some magic, arrive at a number that will
be universally survivable. Now, I don’t
know how many businesses there are in America, but there has to be in the
hundreds of thousands. That’s a lot to
keep track of.
And
you are saying this can be done by an institution and a mob that went broke
selling liquor in a whore house - people who are of such staggering
intellectual incapacity that avocados look down on them - by the Pelosis, who
say America doesn’t have a spending problem - by the Reids, who say you can
protect your house by firing blindly into the night and maybe killing a kid on the next block – by the Obamas who
think the Navy medical personnel who serve the Marine Corps are called, “corpsemen.” These people should not be trusted with burnt
out matches.
The
idea that an anointed class of educated Special Ones can manage all of society’s
issues by application of their superior intellect is at the heart and soul of
all fascist doctrine.
Think
about this. Let’s look at a single
McDonald’s outlet. That business
receives money (called “income”) from its customers. It exchanges products for that money. In order to have products to exchange, the
outlet must first bring those products inside its walls. A short list of those products would be overwhelming: meat, grease, lettuce, tomatoes, onions,
sesame buns, onion buns, plain buns, salt, pepper, garlic, ranch dressing,
thousand island dressing, ketchup, mustard, relish, honey mustard, knives,
forks, spoons, those crazy implements they give you with McFlurrys, ice cream
mix, vanilla flavoring, chocolate flavoring, hand soap, dish soap,
disinfectant, register tape, registers, pens, paper, teeny cups, bigger cups,
still bigger cups, humongous cups (void where prohibited by idiocy)… Every
single item must come to this store from some source, and those sources are
other businesses that have employees, and some of them have extremely complex
machinery. And let’s not forget the
truckers and railroad men who schlep all this stuff around the world.
In
every one of those businesses, there is an endless list of supplies and
equipment. Oh, and we haven’t even
started talking about utilities and insurance and government extortion… I mean,
license fees. And TAXES! Let’s say, just
to deal in even numbers – and number that are manageable – that the McDonald’s
where we started uses 5,000 different commodities.
Every
one of those comes from another business, so that’s 5,000 businesses. But even those businesses can’t ship
something they don’t have, so they must also have STUFF. Let’s say each of those businesses uses 5,000
commodities.
5,000
times 5,000 is not 25 thousand. It is 25
million. And each of those businesses
will use 5,000 commodities. 5 thousand times 25 million is 125 billion. Oh, and did I mention that a lot of stuff
like the machinery, the plastic forks and cups, aren’t even made in this
country?
And
this is just a single McDonald’s. The
same is true of everything in our lives – our clothes, food, cars, tools,
medicine… EVERYTHING! That’s billions of
billons of transactions.
It
goes on and on, but hopefully, you will get the point. It’s an incomprehensibly complex chain of
cause and effect, of supply and demand, and every bloody one of those
commodities and businesses has employees and a ledger of income and expenses,
and a lot of them aren’t even subject to our laws, in the first place. And you people think your anointed ones can
manage that equation? Yeah, I guess you
do. Otherwise, we wouldn’t have a near
majority of our neighbors who believe this friggin’ insanity. Only teachers and
professors can wreak this kind of destruction on the human mind. I’m serious!
What in the name of all that is holy could possibly make a normal,
functioning human mind invent, accept, and then profess such patent excrement?
It
is insanity. It has been tried before,
and as a historian, I can give you a guided tour of the rivers of blood and the
mountains of festering corpses that have resulted from it. We are no different, or better, or smarter
than all of those tortured wretches who tried it before us. We are doing the
same things that have been done before, and expecting different results.
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