Thursday, 8 Oct., 2009
Mr. President, I would like to offer you the use of some of my friends. You don't seem to have any that are not sodomites, pedophiles, terrorists, mad dog racists, Bolsheviks, fascists, tax cheats, or other criminal vermin.
Actually I have a great many friends who are none of these things, nor of any other generally despicable bent, and would more than happy to introduce you to them.
All my love,